The Beach
Your mama is so stupid when she went to the beach the whales started singing “We Are Family”.
View ArticleYou smell
Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave you an A just for not raising your hand.
View ArticlePoor
your so poor when i walked into your house and lit a match everyone including the roaches started singing,” clap you hands stomp you feet praise the lord cuz we got some heat”
View ArticleCop and driver
police officer pulled this guy over for speeding and told him that his eyes were bloodshot, and asked him if he’d been drinking. The guy said “Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?”
View ArticleMichael Jackson and Mickey mouse
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? There both black people with white faces.
View ArticleMarried Couple
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle. While this was on the edge of...
View ArticleBubba died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled...
View ArticleTeacher and Student
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Bobby, when I was a child, I was...
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